Goverment Agency Officially Not Buying Sam Israel’s Suicide
The U.S. Marshals Service told Bloomberg this afternoon that re: convicted hedge fund manager Sam Israel, “suicide has been ruled out,” and that the industry’s biggest M*A*S*H fan has been declared a...
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The U.S. Marshals Service is still hot on the trail of Sam Israel III, the convicted former hedge fund manger who no one believes committed suicide. A wanted poster from last week noted that the...
View ArticleHe Could Be ANYWHERE
It’s going to be a great day and let me tell you why: Page Six reports that not-dead former hedge fund manager Samuel Israel believed in time travel and before the hours got crazy over at his...
View ArticleSam Israel Surrenders
CNBC reports that Sam Israel III, the convicted former hedge fund manager who no one believed committed suicide after he failed to show up to start serving a 20-year sentence for defrauding clients of...
View ArticleCaption Contest Wednesday
Suicide is painless, unlike the the 20 year (plus however many more the judge adds on for my little stunt) a-reaming I’ve got coming my way. My only hope is that I don’t run into any former clients...
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He grew the beard for the egret and the verdict? The egret likes. [NYT] Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Bayou Group, birds, Hedge Funds, Samuel Israel III
View ArticleSamuel Israel: *Victim* Of Fraud
This is fantastically rich(er than the now destitute Bayou Group investors Sam Israel screwed back in the day): in 2004, desperate to raise money to save his fund, the industry’s biggest M*A*S*H fan...
View ArticleOwn A Piece Of Egret-Loving History
This is the one we’ve been waiting for, people. Manhattan Federal Judge Colleen McMahon, none too pleased with the stunts pulled by Sam Israel, is taking away his toys. McMahon signed a preliminary...
View ArticleSam Israel Pleads Guilty To Fleeing, Plans Escape No. 2?
Former hedge fund manager-cum-performance artist Samuel Israel III who faked his own death this summer because he didn’t want to go to jail is set to plead guilty to bail-jumping this afternoon. The...
View ArticleSam Israel About 70 Percent Sure Plan To Flee Will Go Off Without A Hitch...
Listen, I know Federal District Court Judge Kenneth Karas *had* to inquire as to whether or not Sam Israel was sane enough to enter into a guilty plea for bail jumping in June because he didn’t want to...
View ArticleFire Up Your TiVos: This Is The One We’ve Been Waiting For
Holy fucking hell I can barely type this as I am shaking in excitement and definitely suffering from a decrease in oxygen to the brain as a result of hyperventilating-inducing euphoria. Tonight, at 10...
View ArticleHow To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive)...
Disappointed by the alarming dearth of intelligence in the modern criminal mind, and with the eventual goal of providing more interesting and alluring white-collar crime mysteries for our readers, we...
View ArticleS(W/J)F Seeks Hedge Fund Manager For Long Walks On Fifth Avenue, Aiding And...
Picking up the right hedge fund manager is a challenge, and you better be really committed because “stand by your man” doesn’t mean what it used to: The Acting United States Attorney for the Southern...
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Hedge Fund Manager Who Faked His Own Death Has A Few Theories About Other...
Remember Samuel Israel III? For those with short memories, SI3 is a former hedge fund manager who faked his own death in June 2008 with the help of his girlfriend, Debra Ryan, who later wrote an...
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Woman Who Helped Sam Israel III Fake His Own Death Still Has Only Nice Things...
Remember Debra Ryan? For those who need a refresher, she was the woman behind the man that was Sam Israel III, the hedge fund manager who, with the help of DR, faked his own death in 2008 to avoid the...
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